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theclearlydope:

I’m already sold but I added a few of my own.
102. More time to eat cheesecake.
103. You can see the Avengers for the fourteenth time.
104. You’re not having sex with Kate Upton so why bother with it at all?
105. No awkwardness between you and your pets because they watch you have sex.

I am really into backless dresses n stuff right now. My protruding dragon-spine is all I’ve got going for me.

Nighttime snowboarding in an LED suit. Very cool.

badass.

badass

UHHHH….
GPOY then & now edition. Good to see I’m still channelling Popeye.
Auschwitz victim my dick.

gpoy

FYI @ Big Bear Cafe

edgyriiiggghhhh (Taken with instagram)

jennabear56:

Infinity.

I wish they made CDs of palm trees rustling outside open windows instead of ocean sounds.

my guiltiest of pleasures

curioos-arts:

Mitchell Craft (USA)